is it possible to smoke a liter of weed without dying? that’s literally all i feel like doing right now.
Hi my name is Niculai, I'm from Sweden (originally Moldova), I like trumpets and I have no life.
My laptop sounds like a rocketship about to take off.
NASA’s probably like, “What the fuck is that?”
If I knew what NASA meant, it would be easier to reblog this.
National American Spaceship Association…. Something like that. I don’t know for sure.
National Association of Space Adventures?
I rebloged this just because all of your usernames are hilarious.
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
there’s always that one friend that doesn’t understand the joke and has to have it explained to them like who even invited you
I've decided to become an accountant, and this how my commercials will go.
- Person 1: "Hey Marius, what are you doing tonight?"
- Marius: "My accountant is having a bitchin house party and I'm going to it."
- Person 1: "Wow! You party with your accountant?"
- Marius: "I sure do! He gets high with me too!"
- Announcer voice: "Cyrus Hillmann, that one accountant who will get high with you."